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Xanga- 4/26/05

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Whole Lotta…Rock: 1976-1977
By Various Artists
Play that funky music

Well, I have decided to repeat this list for those who didn’t read, do, and/or comment.  Here it is again…

You need to do two of these things by the end of the week or else an acorn will fall on your head and squirrels will jump on your head and attack you trying to get the acorn and you will get on “When Squirrels Attack” on Animal Planet.

1. Walk up to a person at Walmart, Randalls, the mall, wherever, and ask them their name.  When they tell it to you, scream, “WAIT A SECOND! You’re _________!!! Please don’t hurt me!!!”  and run off

2. Leave a sugarcube by an anthill (for your own sake, not near your house)

3. Write a note to your best friend in pig latin

4. Read a book that you read when you were in Elementary school

5. Tell a joke to your pet, and when they don’t do anything, tell them, “Man, you just don’t have a sense of humor!” (do this in the presence of others- and you will never live it down… so do it in the presence of others… he he he…)

6. Read the dictionary cover to cover

7. Watch the Spanish channel

8. Eat a marshmallow

Okay, everyone.  I have an assignment for you.  EVERYONE GRAB THE BOOK NEAREST TO YOU AND FLIP TO PAGE 23 AND GO TO THE 23rd word on the page.  Then comment on this post and type it in…

GO!!!!

go to minimase and comment on dirtbikes…

Yesterday I got so much sleep- It was nice…. 

 

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