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I don’t know what to write – 1/7/07

I don’t know what to write. 
I always want to be profound, but usually sound profoundly studpid.
I want to sound philosophical, but usually sound like I’m full-of-it.
I want write one of those blogs that people read and are inspired by, but most of my stuff is simply ramblings.

It’s okay, I suppose. Maybe someday people will really care what I write. But for now, it’s me, God, and whoever stumbles across this historic smelly sneaker. Hope it smells good for a while and runs through history and kicks someones butt into action.

Yeah, i made up that metaphor, in case you couldn’t tell.

Here is a joke I came up with. (Actually, it’s two jokes for the price of one.)

If laziness was a sport, I’d probably just stay at home and do nothing…

(and the new and improved version)

If laziness was a sport, I’d probably just watch it on TV…

So, that’s it for now. Toodles…

 

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