What are you supposed to do when:
There is a chance to do some good in another person’s life. Be a friend, or a mentor. But what happens when the oppurtunity isn’t really open? Do you:
a. Work hard and try to get involved in the person’s life even if they don’t want you to or are pretending they don’t want you to when they really do
b. Just wait for God’s perfect “open window”
c. Step away completely
d. Do a little dance
What do y’all think? (ignore d)
(By the way, nobody has any clue what I’m talking about or who or where or what I’m talking about… you can guess but you’ll be wrong…)
Okey dokey, I should be working on homework, but I am going to make a little to do list for everyone. You need to do two of these things by the end of the week or else an acorn will fall on your head and squirrels will jump on your head and attack you trying to get the acorn and you will get on “When Squirrels Attack” on Animal Planet.
1. Walk up to a person at Walmart, Randalls, the mall, wherever, and ask them their name. When they tell it to you, scream, “WAIT A SECOND! You’re _________!!! Please don’t hurt me!!!” and run off
2. Leave a sugarcube by an anthill (for your own sake, not near your house)
3. Write a note to your best friend in pig latin
4. Read a book that you read when you were in Elementary school
5. Tell a joke to your pet, and when they don’t do anything, tell them, “Man, you just don’t have a sense of humor!” (do this in the presence of others- and you will never live it down… so do it in the presence of others… he he he…)
6. Read the dictionary cover to cover
7. Watch the Spanish channel
8. Eat a marshmallow